look at the stars, look how they shine for you
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down
babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*