oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down
babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
following back tons
girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick